I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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