Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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