I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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