She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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