Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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