marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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