Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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