Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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