Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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