I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
time to smoke my breakfast
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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