i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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