come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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