There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
sarcasm needs its own font
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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