Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
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I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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