just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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