So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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