My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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