my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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