i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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