Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Welp...herpes.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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