We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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