when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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