Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Is Oprah even human
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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