I accidentally had phone sex last night
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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