Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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