All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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