once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
