dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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