you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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