just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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i've created a new STD.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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