I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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