dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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go home
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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