he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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