i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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