Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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