he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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