We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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