i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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