Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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