can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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