ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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