That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
