i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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