No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I seem to have left my pride at pride
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Alive.
So much puke
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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