so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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