So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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