Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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