Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Acid is not a monday night drug
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
