So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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