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I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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