just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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