we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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