the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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