i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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