Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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