JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Your penis caused this!
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