she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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