It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm bleeding and have questions
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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