He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
then he tried to convert me to islam
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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